The Blog Outside the Box MeMe

1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do?

I probably took revenge on my sisters husband for breaking her jaw and nearly killing her. I don't think I should give details.....


2. Your blog just became a best-selling book .What is the title of the book?

From the Depths


3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond. What would you like to ask him?

I'd like to ask him why he was so dissatisfied with his life. But I would probably ask him why the hell he was calling me?

4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright.
What did she see?

My "go to bed" dance.... ROFLMAO!

5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + oh...you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen?Just how objectionable can you be? Do tell.

I've posted a photo of what John McCain and Sarah Palin really did on the campaign trail.

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?

Thou shalt get along DAMMIT!


7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?

Pencil skirts are HOT!